I KNEW that it was there

So I called my mom before I went to the mall to pick up my diggs' jersey. I thought that she was calling me to bug me about my van but I was wrong. It turns out that my uncle Troy, who had been obsessed with getting as much money out of my grandma's estate- so his bitch ass girlfriend wouldn't allow my aunt Debbie (also my grandma's sister)in her house after she died to look for my birth certificate in my grandma's lock box. Well, my mom told me on the phone today that my uncle Troy brought over my birth certificate to her place. I was a little surprised that my uncle's girlfriend wouldn't let my aunt Debbie in my grandma's old house to look for my birth certificate when my aunt told me because my uncle Troy and I have always got along and if she knew that my aunt wanted to get in the house for something to do with me, then I thought that she wouldn't have a problem. My uncle is older than my mom and he's dying of throat cancer, so he can barely speak. We've always got along though, I think because we find the same mean things funny a lot of the time (sorta like sick senses of humor and/or mean senses of humor) and neither of us are afraid to be honest. Another good thing is that I won't have to request another birth certificate online from this site the city hall gave me. Another thing is that, that fat piece of shit Donald grump won't be able to send me back to Mexico now that I have my birth certificate (SO YOU CAN SUCK IT, DONALD GRUMP). I told my mom that I needed the birth certificate, then I asked her when she could bring it down here. Then she asked me,"do you really need it?" then I said annoyed,"yes." and she asked me,"why?" BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE! damn.. So I had to explain to her that for one of the new York apartments, it requires a copy of the birth certificate. She's just looking to do as little work as possible (and bringing my birth certificate isn't even any fuckin work in the first place). She should just be happy because it'll get me a little more outta her life (that is if the apartment accepts my application..)